A fine Jewish new year

Way back on the night of December 31st, 2009 I was on my way to an end of the year party and was hyping myself up to have my own personal version of "The Hangover". I was hoping to wake up in a train yard in Delaware, handcuffed to a tiger, wearing my parrot suit, with my hair dyed blue, a tattoo of a rooster with boxing gloves on my butt, missing my fake teeth, and holding a key labeled "To the lost ark of the Covenant". However as I woke up on January first I found myself to still be in Indiana. Yet this doesn't mean that I had a shitty new years. No instead my new year involved me eating a pack of cold sausage links, speaking like a black man, going on a quest to find the warmest blanket ever, swapping stories, attempting to ice skate, playing rock band, watching Anchorman, hunting down Waldo telling people of my tramp stamp and Ron Burgundy tattoo, eating the roofing off of a three year old ginger bread house, stealing deeds, meeting some colorful people, going to Hardies at six in the morning, and finally and most importantly discovering the second coming of Jesus in the form of Dr. Frank. So here are some photos from my new year, so that you may feel like you were a part of my magical night.

Okay, scratch that. Apparently my computer doesn't feel like posting these so whatever I'll just post them in another post later

Still there are more important things than photos of myself. As I said earlier I discovered the second coming of Jesus in the form of Dr. Frank. Dr. Frank is a man who has dedicated his life to attempting to end joint pain in humans, and after many hard years of research achieved his goal. Dr. Frank has created a medicine that once you spray it in your mouth it will end all joint pain through out your entire body. However ending joint pain for humans was not enough for Dr. Frank and he set out to end joint pain in animals, and was successful. It is because of this that I am convinced that Dr. Frank is Jesus Christ. Have a hard time believing me? Watch the video below and then spread his word. Oh and for some reason it posted this video twice, so please excuse that.






Also I was watching MTV at three in the morning and saw a commercial for a new show known as "The Buried Life", I was moved by what they were trying to do and have decided to write my own "Bucket List". Once I am done I shall post all 100 things that I wish to do before I die, or before I loose the motivation to complete all 100 things.


Thats the trailer just in-case you haven't seen it yet